Thank you for taking the time to look at this collection of deranged madness from deep inside my mind.I have enjoyed writing the gibberish within and I hope that somewhere, somehow, someday, someone will find it vaguely amusing or connect with me on the level that most of the population of this planet seem afraid or unable to attain.

Actually, as I haven't spoken to over 50% of the population of Earth I'm not really qualified to make that statement. Lets just say that so far I have only found 2 and as I have spoken to more than 4 people..... you can see how I rounded up.

Enjoy! Although that isn't an instruction, just a friendly suggestion. Feel free to not enjoy.
 
This site is best viewed in 1152 x 864 but view it in any, I really don't care.

 

I have about 20 secret pages on this site. The only way to find them is to type in the correct address as there are no buttons to them. If you read the contents of this site you should be able to find them. Not that there are any clues, but you will just get to know how my mind works. I am feeling generous now so for a start try www.thebobster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/love.htm